Kylie 20YRS




Now In Our Music Lives 20yrs. -YAY-WE LOVE YOU KYLIE-XXX

Toxic Shock Apartment-Spring Clean


This Weekend Has been a Typical Adventure in D/, We had an apartment inspection Tday! After many months of The Notorious K/ 's Party Devices a simple wall wash wasn't enough! So I Went to buy matching paint which turned out 10 shades lighter! -First roller on wall causes me to scream -oh fuck! Since then I've Painted our entire Apartment, there's no point in me matching wall colors,i realized then how grand the "Touch Up" idea was!- especially since 12mths ago I touched up the walls for another inspection, but with bloody pink mist- Now its- Antique White USA, -Fuck it! A long Scream from Beige like it was- THANK FUCK! -Now the apartment sparkles!

Je Amour

This is lucy my mums cat!
Things I LOVE tday are:


-Myself,- No Explanation needed!

J/,- Cause she's the Hottest most Sensational Slash out!

Madonna,- Cause She Rocks

Orange,- Obviously!

Cats,- Cause there cute and can handle there own!




Spring Will Sparkle

Things Annoying ME TDay!

-Lollies- I caint stop Eating them tday!

-The Flu- Why Did mother earth create the FLU, What a Bitch!

-Fags that think they are straight!-all day someone i wrk with has been saying how cute mark phillipousous is"if he was a girl, He'd be the hottest"- how delusional!

-Quite Work Days- We've only Had 138 calls tday! Come on i need to talk people!!

-My Y***** Straw Like Hair, it'd be ok if i was off to see the WIZARD!

Come On Spring!

I Caint Wait for Spring!, I'm SSOOOOOO Over Winter! I Need a Little Warmth! Bring On The Spring!

FIESTA

Fiesta Unwired!
Ann-Marie,D/,Ann,Juan and Rems!
David Spence(the CEO) with Juan, Myself and my Pin the Body Part!
Strawberry, Myself and Tom.
Pin the Body Part














FIESTA was todays party theme at Wrk, i made pin the body part on the Donkey, Smashed Pinata's, drank sangria, ate Nachos and Guacamole and had a Party day at Work! YAYAYAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY C/



Joyeux Anniversaire C/. we've had another wonderful "Best Day at Work" C/ had her 20th and we had party treats all day, Mud cake, b'day decorations, Chips and Dips, Party bags and loads of celebrating fun! The bottom pic is us during the easter bonnet parade earlier this year, the Top pic is C/ at wrk tday with the Strelitzia i gave her for her B'Day!

Can You Belive History Flies From Beneath Our Feet





Ten Years Ago back on the 15th July 1997 Gianni Versace was Fatally Killed! Alas, Versace was the first designer i purchased, I'll never forget as a 17yr old trying on my first Blue Denim Versace jeans to have my flatmate scream OMG, you look like you have an ass! I worn Versace many times scince Admiring his Skill, Intentness and Devotion to the Lifestyle and Design that is Versace.

SPECIAL TIL THE 20th July



Click on Krispy Voucher, Print and use before end of 20th July.

Its Official-My hair is DEAD

This Morning I awoke very Flu'ed up, decided i couldn't take my freak show Roots and Decided to give my hair a colour, unfortunately I've already over bleached my hair, - but my roots needed bleaching, After the roots blonded down this morning- i got into the Rusk Orange Gel Colour, but alas the colour slide off my porous hair! Alas, Once again in my life i've over fryed my hair - it holds no more colour! - theres nothing i can do except pretend i have Nylon Doll Hair or cut it off!

FRENCH LESSON 3

Jaune est interdit chez D/-Y***** is banned at D/

Final Colour Change




This is the colour change my Bonsai finally went through this week, I was to sick to really appreciate the colour changes and now i'm not so flued up there is only a few leaves left. My liquid Amber is finally sleeping for winter

This Morning i arose before the sun did I had an early shift at work, its been ages since i've awoken before the sun gets up. I'm normally either well asleep or stil awake at this hour of day! It was BRISK this morning!

Pick a Pole any Pole!



So here is the pole or maybe the pole behind!


for those of you whom havnt seen me i knock't my self out last Thursday evening! this photo was taken facing the direction i was running from, it was cold, wet i was in a new outfit etc etc etc late thursday arvo, when i could see the bus in the shop reflection ahead........ which i was late for, I was focusing on the bus i needed to get on when i pick't up pace to a high sprint, i then side steped the crowd outside the pub onto the st, I then side stepped back onto the footpath, stil focusing on the bus when i side stepped straight into one of the Street Signs! Was Sprinting fast enough to knock myself out!
I came through scrming get my shirt off i dont want blood on it! people where telling me to calm down and my shirts black dont worry, when i realised, oh my god, I've hit the pole, so i thank'd them all got up scurried off to the back of the pub, (an unlit lane to hide in!) and wrang work to say i wasnt coming to our trivia Nite! I've had stitches scince! and concussion for 3 days! Have you ever run into a street pole? this isnt my first affair!

Autobot or Deceptacon


Transformers Rock't. Released in Australia on June 28th-Thanks to Dammo for a great Night! We saw it last Friday night at Bondi Senstadium! The screen was fucking huge! i had to look from side to side of the screen. Sorry i havnt been posting latley everyone i've had Con- Cussion and the Flu! Transformers is Worth a View! There More than meets the Eye!